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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
Noon - 7:30 PM
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COGNAC
Courvoisier
$10.00
Remy V - Clear
$10.00
Remy VSOP
$10.00
Hennessy Black
$9.36
Hennessy Privilege
$14.00
Twenty Grand
$8.32
Hennyrita (HH)
$8.00
Hennyrita
$12.00
Ciroc VS
$8.32
Hennessy
$9.00
GIN
Bombay Sapphire
$9.00
Taaka Gin
$6.00
Tangueray
$9.00
Hendricks
$9.00
Liqueurs
Amaretto
$6.24
Amaretto Sour
$8.32
Apple Schnapps
$6.24
Grand Marnier Orange
$9.00
Hpnotiq
$7.28
Midori
$8.00
Peach Schnapps
$6.24
Watermelon Schnapps
$6.24
Rum
Bacardi Light
$6.24
Captain Morgan
$7.00
Myer's Rum Dark
$8.00
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
$6.24
Tropic Isle Palm Rum
$6.24
Malibu
$7.00
James Harbor Silver
$7.28
Bacardi Gold
$7.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Pretty Kitty
$8.32
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Bacardi Trio
$20.80
Bacardi Silver
$7.00
SCOTCH
Jameson
$8.00+
JW Black
$9.00
Glenlivit
$10.00
Glenfiddich 12
$10.00
Macallan 12
$12.00
TEQUILA
Don Julio
$9.36
Jose Cuervo
$6.24
1800 Silver
$8.32
1800 Coconut
$8.32
1800 Reposado
$8.32
Patron
$9.00
Rancho Alegre Silver Tequila
$6.24
Hennyrita
$12.00
Hennyrita (HH)
$8.00
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
1800 Trio
$20.80
Cuervo Silver
$7.00
VODKA
Ciroc Apple
$9.00
Ciroc Coconut
$8.32
Ciroc Peach
$9.00
Ciroc Pineapple
$9.00
Taaka Vodka
$6.00
Three Olives
$7.28
Grey Goose
$9.00
Skyy
$6.24+
New Amsterdam
$6.24+
CIroc
$9.00
Twenty Grand
$8.32
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Pussy Bomb
$8.32
Panty Dropper
$10.40
Ciroc Trio
$20.80
Effen Vodka
$9.00
Ciroc Vanilla
$8.32
Sky Wild Strawberry
$6.24
Hypnitizer Shot
$2.08
Titos
$6.00
Ciroc Berry
$9.00
CIroc Pineapple
$9.00
CIroc Coconut
$9.00
Ketel One
$10.00
Belvedere
$11.00
WHISKEY
Seagram's 7
$7.00+
Wild Turkey 101
$8.00
Makers Mark
$9.00
Crown Royal
$9.00
Crown Royal Apple
$9.00
Jack Daniels Black
$8.00
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$8.00
Cream Pie
$8.32
Crown Trio
$20.80
Gentleman Jack
$11.00
Crown
$8.00
Crown Honey
$9.00
Crown Royal Mesquite
$9.00
Crown Royal Vanilla
$9.00
Specialty Shots
Pussy Bomb
$8.32
Cream Pie
$8.32
Pretty Kitty
$8.32
Hookah
Hookah
$20.00+
Large Hookah
$35.00+
LED Hookah
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor
$2.00+
add liquor
$7.00
hookah Refill
$15.00+
Mixed Drinks
Long Island
$10.00
Margarita
$10.00+
Screwdriver
$8.00
Hurricane
$8.84
Cape Cod
$8.00
Apple Martini
$10.40
Sex on the Beach
$10.00
Incredible Hulk (Hennessy & Hpnotiq)
$12.00
Lemon Drop
$10.00
French Connection
$11.00
Hennyrita
$12.00
Hennyrita (HH)
$8.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$8.00
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Cajun Lover
$10.00
Pantie Popper
$12.00
Moscow Mule
$9.00
Mixes
Pina Colada Mix
$0.00
Grenadine
$0.00
Pomegranate
$0.00
Sour Apple Pucker
$0.00
Sour Watermelon Pucker
$0.00
Dekuyper Pomegranate
$0.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$8.00
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Soda
pussy energy
$3.00
Coke
$2.50
Fanta Orange
$2.00
Fanta Pineapple
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry
$2.50
Powerade
$3.00
Sprite
$2.50
Vitamin Water
$3.00
Water
$2.50
Sprite Can
$1.50
Coke Can
$1.50
CBD
CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg
$45.00
12oz Coffee
$5.00
CBD Shot
$5.25
Water - 24oz
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg)
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg
$5.25
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
CBD Gummies 50mg
$7.00
Popcorn
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order)
$12.00
Delta 8 Gummioes
$12.00
EVENT
Bottle Service Special - 1.75 Liter
$156.00
Bottle Service - 1 Liter
$150.00
Souvenirs
Yard Cups
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill
$6.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill
$26.00
Shirts
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup
$20.00
Festival Shot
$2.00
Penis Straw
$2.25
Pussy Straw
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup
$20.00+
Black Dick Cup
$35.00
Dick Pop Chocolate
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw
$2.25
24 Oz Yard Cup
$21.00
24 Oz Yard Cup Refill
$10.50
Micheladas
Michelada
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada
$18.00
Pinalada
$11.00
Tropical Chelada
$13.00
Preparado
$40.00
Lemonade
Lemonade - 16oz
$4.00
Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour
$2.00
Grape
$2.00
Grape Sour
$2.00
Green Apple
$2.00
Green Apple Sour
$2.00
Piña Colada
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour
$2.00
Sweet
$2.00
Sweet Sour
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour
$2.00
Watermelon
$2.00
Watermelon Sour
$2.00
Xtra Hot
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour
$2.00
Starters
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, and Corn
$14.69
Fries
$15.69
Taco Fries
$15.69
5 Pc Wings W/ Fries
$14.69+
2 Catfish Fillets W/ Seasoned Fries
$16.69
Stuffed Boudain Balls
$11.50
Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls
$14.69
Menage A Trois
$13.69
TEA'ZE Bacon CheeseBurger
$15.69
3 Shrimp
$4.00
Wings
5 Pc Wings W/ Fries
$14.69+
Poboys
Fish Poboy W/Fries
$14.00+
Shrimp Poboy W/ Fries
$14.00+
Crawfish Poboy W/Fries
$16.00+
Pasta
Cajun Pasta
$16.00
Seafood Platters
Shrimp Platter 6 Pc W/Fries
$12.69
Additional Fish\protein
$2.50
Kool Cup
Orange
$4.00+
Grape
$4.00+
Lunch\Dinner
4 Whole Wings W/fries Garlic Bread
$13.00
Flame Broiled Cheeseburger W/ Seaoned Fries
$12.00+
2 Catfish Fillets W/ Seasoned Fries
$16.69
6 Shrimp W/ Seasoned Fries, Mixed Green Salad And Bread
$12.00
Cajun Pasta W/ Mixed Green Salad And Garlic French Bread
$16.00
Chicken And Waffles
$14.00
Garden Of Eden
$9.00+
Zaddy Special
$30.00
Catfish Platter
$13.00
Chicken & Waffles
$15.00
Chicken Wings
$15.69
Chicken Burger
$10.69
Impossible Burger
$12.00+
Lamb Chops W/dirty Rice
$30.00
Soul Food Burrito (Sunday)
$14.00
Steak Special
$15.99
Burger Add Ons
$2.00
Chicken (GOE)
$10.00
Shrimp(GOE)
$12.00
Salmon(GOE)
$14.00
Cajun Large Rice
$15.99
Cajun Medium Rice
$8.99
Cajun Rice (Add On )
$4.99
Smoke Out
BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac
$10.00
BBQ Brisket Fries
$10.00
Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato
$13.00
3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos
$10.00
Boil Seafood
Zaddy Special
$30.00
Turkey Neck Corn Potato
$10.00
Corn
$1.00
Potatoes(3)
$2.50
Egg
$1.50
Sausage (1)
$2.00
Specials
Wednesday 60cents
$0.60
.85Wings
$0.85
10 Seafood Boil Special
$10.00
Bufflo Eggrolls
$2.00
Blackend Catfish W/Rice
$13.50
1.50 Catfish
$1.50
Fish Sandwich
$8.00
Wings
$7.00+
Stuffed Boudain Ball Special
$7.00
Bbs
$1.00
Oxtails Special
$21.00
Deserts
Peach Cobbler
$5.50
Soups\Gumbo
Chicken And Sausage
$5.00
Seafood
$8.00
Meats
$10.00
Doordash Check In For Food And Drinks
12oz
$0.00
16 Oz
$0.00
24oz
$0.00
32oz
$0.00
64 Oz
$0.00
128 Oz
$0.00
Catering
Catering Half Pans
$0.00+
Catering Full Pans
Full Pans
$0.00+
Teazerita
Teazerita With Prosecco
$21.00
Teazerita With Moet
$30.00
Teazerita With Wine Cooler
$17.00
Beer
$18.00
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