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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
Noon - 7:30 PM
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COGNAC

Courvoisier 
$10.00
Remy V - Clear 
$10.00
Remy VSOP 
$10.00
Hennessy Black 
$9.36
Hennessy Privilege 
$14.00
Twenty Grand 
$8.32
Hennyrita (HH) 
$8.00
Hennyrita 
$12.00
Ciroc VS 
$8.32
Hennessy 
$9.00

GIN

Bombay Sapphire 
$9.00
Taaka Gin 
$6.00
Tangueray 
$9.00
Hendricks 
$9.00

Liqueurs

Amaretto 
$6.24
Amaretto Sour 
$8.32
Apple Schnapps 
$6.24
Grand Marnier Orange 
$9.00
Hpnotiq 
$7.28
Midori 
$8.00
Peach Schnapps 
$6.24
Watermelon Schnapps 
$6.24

Rum

Bacardi Light 
$6.24
Captain Morgan 
$7.00
Myer's Rum Dark 
$8.00
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum 
$6.24
Tropic Isle Palm Rum 
$6.24
Malibu 
$7.00
James Harbor Silver 
$7.28
Bacardi Gold 
$7.00
Pussy Punch 
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH) 
$5.20
Pretty Kitty 
$8.32
Panty Dropper 
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita 
$15.60
Bacardi Trio 
$20.80
Bacardi Silver 
$7.00

SCOTCH

Jameson 
$8.00+
JW Black 
$9.00
Glenlivit 
$10.00
Glenfiddich 12 
$10.00
Macallan 12 
$12.00

TEQUILA

Don Julio 
$9.36
Jose Cuervo 
$6.24
1800 Silver 
$8.32
1800 Coconut 
$8.32
1800 Reposado 
$8.32
Patron  
$9.00
Rancho Alegre Silver Tequila 
$6.24
Hennyrita 
$12.00
Hennyrita (HH) 
$8.00
Panty Dropper 
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita 
$15.60
1800 Trio 
$20.80
Cuervo Silver 
$7.00

VODKA

Ciroc Apple 
$9.00
Ciroc Coconut 
$8.32
Ciroc Peach 
$9.00
Ciroc Pineapple 
$9.00
Taaka Vodka 
$6.00
Three Olives 
$7.28
Grey Goose 
$9.00
Skyy 
$6.24+
New Amsterdam 
$6.24+
CIroc 
$9.00
Twenty Grand 
$8.32
Pussy Punch 
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH) 
$5.20
Pussy Bomb 
$8.32
Panty Dropper 
$10.40
Ciroc Trio 
$20.80
Effen Vodka 
$9.00
Ciroc Vanilla 
$8.32
Sky Wild Strawberry 
$6.24
Hypnitizer Shot 
$2.08
Titos 
$6.00
Ciroc Berry 
$9.00
CIroc Pineapple 
$9.00
CIroc Coconut 
$9.00
Ketel One 
$10.00
Belvedere 
$11.00

WHISKEY

Seagram's 7 
$7.00+
Wild Turkey 101 
$8.00
Makers Mark 
$9.00
Crown Royal 
$9.00
Crown Royal Apple 
$9.00
Jack Daniels Black 
$8.00
Incredible Hulk (HH) 
$8.00
Cream Pie 
$8.32
Crown Trio 
$20.80
Gentleman Jack 
$11.00
Crown 
$8.00
Crown Honey 
$9.00
Crown Royal Mesquite 
$9.00
Crown Royal Vanilla 
$9.00

Specialty Shots

Pussy Bomb 
$8.32
Cream Pie 
$8.32
Pretty Kitty 
$8.32

Hookah

Hookah 
$20.00+
Large Hookah 
$35.00+
LED Hookah 
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor 
$2.00+
add liquor 
$7.00
hookah Refill 
$15.00+

Mixed Drinks

Long Island 
$10.00
Margarita 
$10.00+
Screwdriver 
$8.00
Hurricane 
$8.84
Cape Cod 
$8.00
Apple Martini 
$10.40
Sex on the Beach 
$10.00
Incredible Hulk (Hennessy & Hpnotiq) 
$12.00
Lemon Drop 
$10.00
French Connection 
$11.00
Hennyrita 
$12.00
Hennyrita (HH) 
$8.00
Pussy Punch 
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH) 
$5.20
Incredible Hulk (HH) 
$8.00
Panty Dropper 
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita 
$15.60
Cajun Lover 
$10.00
Pantie Popper 
$12.00
Moscow Mule 
$9.00

Mixes

Pina Colada Mix 
$0.00
Grenadine 
$0.00
Pomegranate 
$0.00
Sour Apple Pucker 
$0.00
Sour Watermelon Pucker 
$0.00
Dekuyper Pomegranate 
$0.00
Pussy Punch 
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH) 
$5.20
Incredible Hulk (HH) 
$8.00
The Super Teazer-Margarita 
$15.60

Soda

pussy energy 
$3.00
Coke 
$2.50
Fanta Orange 
$2.00
Fanta Pineapple 
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry 
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry 
$2.50
Powerade 
$3.00
Sprite 
$2.50
Vitamin Water 
$3.00
Water 
$2.50
Sprite Can 
$1.50
Coke Can 
$1.50

CBD

CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg 
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg 
$45.00
12oz Coffee 
$5.00
CBD Shot 
$5.25
Water - 24oz 
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg 
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg 
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg 
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg 
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg 
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg 
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg 
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg) 
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg 
$5.25
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg 
$6.00
CBD Gummies 50mg 
$7.00
Popcorn 
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order) 
$12.00
Delta 8 Gummioes 
$12.00

EVENT

Bottle Service Special - 1.75 Liter 
$156.00
Bottle Service - 1 Liter 
$150.00

Souvenirs

Yard Cups 
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill 
$6.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri 
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill 
$26.00
Shirts 
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup 
$20.00
Festival Shot 
$2.00
Penis Straw 
$2.25
Pussy Straw 
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup 
$20.00+
Black Dick Cup 
$35.00
Dick Pop Chocolate 
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw 
$2.25
24 Oz Yard Cup 
$21.00
24 Oz Yard Cup Refill 
$10.50

Micheladas

Michelada  
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada 
$18.00
Pinalada 
$11.00
Tropical Chelada 
$13.00
Preparado 
$40.00

Lemonade

Lemonade - 16oz 
$4.00

Flavor Pickles

Blue Raspberry 
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour 
$2.00
Grape 
$2.00
Grape Sour 
$2.00
Green Apple 
$2.00
Green Apple Sour 
$2.00
Piña Colada 
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour 
$2.00
Sweet 
$2.00
Sweet Sour 
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy 
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour 
$2.00
Watermelon 
$2.00
Watermelon Sour 
$2.00
Xtra Hot 
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour 
$2.00

Starters

1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, and Corn 
$14.69
Fries 
$15.69
Taco Fries 
$15.69
5 Pc Wings W/ Fries 
$14.69+
2 Catfish Fillets W/ Seasoned Fries 
$16.69
Stuffed Boudain Balls 
$11.50
Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls 
$14.69
Menage A Trois 
$13.69
TEA'ZE Bacon CheeseBurger 
$15.69
3 Shrimp 
$4.00

Wings

5 Pc Wings W/ Fries 
$14.69+

Poboys

Fish Poboy W/Fries 
$14.00+
Shrimp Poboy W/ Fries 
$14.00+
Crawfish Poboy W/Fries 
$16.00+

Pasta

Cajun Pasta 
$16.00

Seafood Platters

Shrimp Platter 6 Pc W/Fries 
$12.69
Additional Fish\protein 
$2.50

Kool Cup

Orange 
$4.00+
Grape 
$4.00+

Lunch\Dinner

4 Whole Wings W/fries Garlic Bread 
$13.00
Flame Broiled Cheeseburger W/ Seaoned Fries 
$12.00+
2 Catfish Fillets W/ Seasoned Fries 
$16.69
6 Shrimp W/ Seasoned Fries, Mixed Green Salad And Bread 
$12.00
Cajun Pasta W/ Mixed Green Salad And Garlic French Bread 
$16.00
Chicken And Waffles 
$14.00
Garden Of Eden 
$9.00+
Zaddy Special 
$30.00
Catfish Platter 
$13.00
Chicken & Waffles 
$15.00
Chicken Wings 
$15.69
Chicken Burger 
$10.69
Impossible Burger  
$12.00+
Lamb Chops W/dirty Rice 
$30.00
Soul Food Burrito (Sunday) 
$14.00
Steak Special 
$15.99
Burger Add Ons 
$2.00
Chicken (GOE) 
$10.00
Shrimp(GOE) 
$12.00
Salmon(GOE) 
$14.00
Cajun Large Rice 
$15.99
Cajun Medium Rice 
$8.99
Cajun Rice (Add On ) 
$4.99

Smoke Out

BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac 
$10.00
BBQ Brisket Fries 
$10.00
Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato 
$13.00
3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos 
$10.00

Boil Seafood

Zaddy Special 
$30.00
Turkey Neck Corn Potato 
$10.00
Corn 
$1.00
Potatoes(3) 
$2.50
Egg 
$1.50
Sausage (1) 
$2.00

Specials

Wednesday 60cents 
$0.60
.85Wings 
$0.85
10 Seafood Boil Special 
$10.00
Bufflo Eggrolls 
$2.00
Blackend Catfish W/Rice 
$13.50
1.50 Catfish 
$1.50
Fish Sandwich 
$8.00
Wings 
$7.00+
Stuffed Boudain Ball Special 
$7.00
Bbs 
$1.00
Oxtails Special 
$21.00

Deserts

Peach Cobbler 
$5.50

Soups\Gumbo

Chicken And Sausage 
$5.00
Seafood 
$8.00
Meats 
$10.00

Doordash Check In For Food And Drinks

12oz 
$0.00
16 Oz 
$0.00
24oz 
$0.00
32oz 
$0.00
64 Oz 
$0.00
128 Oz 
$0.00

Catering

Catering Half Pans 
$0.00+

Catering Full Pans

Full Pans 
$0.00+

Teazerita

Teazerita With Prosecco 
$21.00
Teazerita With Moet 
$30.00
Teazerita With Wine Cooler 
$17.00
Beer 
$18.00
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