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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
2:00 PM - 9:00 PM
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20 Oz Cup
20 Oz Cup 
$10.00+
Extra Cup 
$0.70

Hookah
Hookah 
$20.00+
Large Hookah 
$25.00+
LED Hookah  
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor 
$2.00+
add liquor 
$7.00
hookah Refill 
$10.00+

Soda
pussy energy 
$3.00
Coke 
$2.50
Fanta Orange 
$2.50
Fanta Pineapple 
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry 
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry 
$2.50
Powerade 
$3.00
Sprite 
$2.50
Vitamin Water 
$3.00
Water 
$2.50

CBD
CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg 
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg 
$45.00
12oz Coffee 
$5.00
CBD Shot 
$5.25
Water - 24oz 
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg  
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg 
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg 
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg 
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg  
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg  
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg  
$6.00
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg  
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg)  
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg  
$5.25
CBD Gummies 50mg 
$7.00
Popcorn 
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order)  
$12.00

Souvenirs
Yard Cups 
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill 
$5.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri 
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill 
$26.00
Shirts 
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup 
$20.00
Festival Shot 
$2.00
Penis Straw 
$2.25
Pussy Straw 
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup 
$20.00+
20 Dixk Cup 
$35.00
Dixk Pop Chocolate 
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw 
$2.25

Micheladas
Michelada  
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada 
$18.00
Pinalada  
$11.00
Tropical Chelada  
$13.00
Preparado 
$40.00

Lemonade
Lemonade - 16oz 
$3.00
Lemonade - 32oz 
$4.75
Lemonade - 64oz 
$6.50

Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry 
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour 
$2.00
Grape 
$2.00
Grape Sour 
$2.00
Green Apple 
$2.00
Green Apple Sour 
$2.00
Piña Colada 
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour 
$2.00
Sweet 
$2.00
Sweet Sour 
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy 
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour 
$2.00
Watermelon 
$2.00
Watermelon Sour 
$2.00
Xtra Hot 
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour 
$2.00

20 Oz
Extra Cup 
$0.00

Starters
Fried Ox Tails 3 W/Fries 
$15.62
Fried Ribs With Fries 
$12.72
15 Pc Wings W/Fries 
$19.00+
12 Pc Wings W/Fries 
$15.00+
6 Pc Wings W/ Fries 
$11.00+
Stuffed Boudain Balls 
$11.50
Fries 
$13.00
Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls 
$12.00
Brisket Mac 
$13.00
Bacon And Chicken 
$10.00
Seafood Mac 
$13.00
Taco Fries 
$12.00
Swamp Fries 
$14.50
Menage A Trois 
$11.00

Wings
6 Pc Wings W/ Fries 
$11.00+
12 Pc Wings W/Fries 
$15.00+
15 Pc Wings W/Fries 
$19.00+

Poboys
Fish Poboy W/Fries 
$14.00+
Shrimp Poboy W/ Fries 
$14.00+
Crawfish Poboy W/Fries 
$16.00+

Pasta
Cajun Pasta 
$16.00

Seafood Platters
Shrimp Platter 6 Pc W/Fries 
$12.50
Additional Fish\protein 
$2.50

Kool Cup
Orange 
$1.25+
Grape 
$1.25+

Lunch\Dinner
4 Whole Wings W/fries Garlic Bread 
$13.00
Flame Broiled Cheeseburger W/ Seaoned Fries 
$12.00+
2 Catfish Fillets W/ Seasoned Fries, And Bread 
$13.00
6 Shrimp W/ Seasoned Fries, Mixed Green Salad And Bread 
$12.00
Cajun Pasta W/ Mixed Green Salad And Garlic French Bread 
$16.00
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, Corn And 1 Turkey Neck Combo 
$14.50
Chicken And Waffles 
$14.00
Garden Of Eden 
$9.00+
Zaddy Special 
$30.00
Catfish Platter 
$13.00
Chicken & Waffles 
$15.00
Chicken Wings 
$10.00
Chicken Burger 
$12.00
Beef Burger 
$12.00
Impossible Burger  
$12.00+
Lamb Chops W/dirty Rice 
$30.00
Soul Food Burrito (Sunday) 
$14.00
Steak Special 
$15.99
Burger Add Ons 
$2.00
Chicken (GOE) 
$10.00
Shrimp(GOE) 
$12.00
Salmon(GOE) 
$14.00
Cajun Large Rice 
$15.99
Cajun Medium Rice 
$8.99
Cajun Rice (Add On ) 
$4.99

Smoke Out
BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac 
$10.00
BBQ Brisket Fries 
$10.00
Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato 
$13.00
3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos 
$10.00

Boil Seafood
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, Corn And 1 Turkey Neck Combo 
$14.50
Zaddy Special 
$30.00
Turkey Neck Corn Potato 
$10.00
Corn 
$1.00
Potatoes(3) 
$2.50
Egg 
$1.50
Sausage (1) 
$2.00

Specials
Wednesday 60cents 
$0.60
.75 Wings 
$0.75
10 Seafood Boil Special 
$10.00
Bufflo Eggrolls 
$2.00
Blackend Catfish W/Rice 
$13.50
1.50 Catfish 
$1.50
Fish Sandwich 
$8.00

Deserts
Peach Cobbler 
$5.50

Soups\Gumbo
Chicken And Sausage 
$5.00
Seafood 
$8.00
Meats 
$10.00
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