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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
2:00 PM - 9:00 PM
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20 Oz Cup
20 Oz Cup 
$10.00+
Extra Cup 
$0.70

Foreplay Appetizers & Starters

3 Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls 4 W/Ranch 
$5.00+
Fried Pickles 
$10.00

Hookah
Hookah 
$20.00+
Large Hookah 
$25.00+
LED Hookah  
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor 
$2.00+
add liquor 
$7.00
hookah Refill 
$10.00+

Soda
pussy energy 
$3.00
Coke 
$2.50
Fanta Orange 
$2.50
Fanta Pineapple 
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry 
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry 
$2.50
Powerade 
$3.00
Sprite 
$2.50
Vitamin Water 
$3.00
Water 
$2.50

CBD
CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg 
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg 
$45.00
12oz Coffee 
$5.00
CBD Shot 
$5.25
Water - 24oz 
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg  
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg 
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg 
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg 
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg  
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg  
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg  
$6.00
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg  
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg)  
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg  
$5.25
CBD Gummies 50mg 
$7.00
Popcorn 
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order)  
$12.00

Souvenirs
Yard Cups 
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill 
$5.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri 
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill 
$26.00
Shirts 
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup 
$20.00
Festival Shot 
$2.00
Penis Straw 
$2.25
Pussy Straw 
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup 
$20.00+
20 Dixk Cup 
$35.00
Dixk Pop Chocolate 
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw 
$2.25

Micheladas
Michelada  
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada 
$18.00
Pinalada  
$11.00
Tropical Chelada  
$13.00
Preparado 
$40.00

Lemonade
Lemonade - 16oz 
$3.00
Lemonade - 32oz 
$4.75
Lemonade - 64oz 
$6.50

Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry 
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour 
$2.00
Grape 
$2.00
Grape Sour 
$2.00
Green Apple 
$2.00
Green Apple Sour 
$2.00
Piña Colada 
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour 
$2.00
Sweet 
$2.00
Sweet Sour 
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy 
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour 
$2.00
Watermelon 
$2.00
Watermelon Sour 
$2.00
Xtra Hot 
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour 
$2.00

20 Oz
Extra Cup 
$0.00

Soul Food Burrito
Chicken 
$15.00
Fish 
$15.00
Ox Tail 
$20.00

Burgers
Turkey Burger 
$13.00
Beef 
$16.00
Turkey Burger 
$5.00
Beef Burger 
$5.00

Fried Plates
Fried Ribs 4 W/Fries 
$15.00
Fried Ox Tails 3 W/Fries 
$22.00
Fried Ribs 
$5.00
Ox Tails 
$5.00

Wings
6 Pc Wings W/ Fries 
$7.50+
12 Pc Wings W/Fries 
$28.00+
15 Pc Wings W/Fries 
$35.00+
5 Wings 
$5.00+

Poboys
Fish Poboy W/Fries 
$14.00+
Shrimp Poboy W/ Fries 
$14.00+
Crawfish Poboy W/Fries 
$16.00+
Fish Poboy 
$5.00
Shrimp Poboy 
$5.00
Crawfish Poboy 
$5.00

Pasta
Cajun Pasta 
$15.00

Platters
Fish Platter 1 Pc Shrimp 6pc W/ Fries 
$13.00
Shrimp Platter 6 Pc W/Fries 
$15.00
Fish Basket 
$5.00
Shrimp Basket 
$5.00
Additional Fish 
$1.50

All White
Lamb Chops W/dirty Rice 
$30.00
Grill Chicken W/Dirty Rice 
$20.00
Pasta 
$20.00

Kool Cup
Orange 
$1.25+
Grape 
$1.25+

Fries
BBQ Brisket Fries 
$9.00+
Swamp Fries 
$12.00+
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