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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
2:00 PM - 9:00 PM
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Seafood
Snow Crab
$18.99+
Jumbo Shrimp
$9.99+
Crawfish
$9.99+
Sausage
$2.00
SnowCrab Platter
$0.00+
Foreplay Appetizers & Starters
Freaky Fries
$0.00+
Lip Smacker
$7.00+
Fried Ribs
$9.00+
Boudain Balls
$9.00+
Eggrolls
$9.00+
The Macks
$10.00+
Exxxtras
$6.00+
Menage a Tois
$11.00+
LUNCH/DINNER DIVE IN 11AM - 8PM
Soul Food Burrito
$10.00+
Side Chick
$10.00+
Double Trouble
$11.00+
One Night Stand
$14.00+
The Vixen
$13.00+
The Stallion
$16.00+
Po Boys
$14.00+
Platters
$15.00+
Shrimp Pasta
$18.00+
Salads
$0.00+
Side Piece
Onion Rings
$4.00+
Side Salad
$4.00+
Greens
$4.00+
Mashed Potatoes
$4.00+
Mac and Cheese
$4.00+
Desserts
Slutty Brownie
$9.00+
Knee Melter
$6.00+
Cloud 9
$8.00+
Ooey Gooey
$5.00+
Seafood Platters
Breakfast Burrito
$5.00+
Breakfast Taco
$5.00+
Sausage Biscuit
$6.00+
Bacon Biscuit
$6.00
Extras
$1.00+
Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
$5.00
Waffle Special
$10.00
BREAKFAST MINUTE MAN 6AM - 10AM (Under 15 Minutes)
Big Ass Breakfast
$15.00
Breakfast burrito
$20.00+
Chicken & Waffles
$15.00
Fish And Fries Basket
$10.00
2 Fish 6 Shrimp w/ Fries/ Salad and French Bread
$12.00+
1 Fish 6 Shrimp w/ Fries/ Salad and French Bread
$17.00
2 Fish 8 Shrimp, Crawfish tails, and 3 Oysters
$21.00
Grit Flight
$15.00
Omelet
$12.00+
Extras
$1.00+
Quick Eat Grit & Egg
$5.00
HAPPY HOUR THE CLIMAX 4PM-7PM
5 Pc Wings
$4.00
Buffalo Fries
$4.00
Fried Ribs
$4.00
3 Tacos
$5.00
Crawfish Empanadas
$5.00
Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls
$5.00
Soul Food Eggroll
$6.00
Chicken and Waffles
$6.00
Spicy Boiled Shrimp
$6.00
Tea'ze Slider
$6.00
Hookah
Hookah
$20.00+
Large Hookah
$25.00+
LED Hookah
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor
$2.00+
add liquor
$7.00
hookah Refill
$10.00+
Soda
Soda
$1.04
pussy energy
$3.00
CBD
CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg
$45.00
12oz Coffee
$5.00
CBD Shot
$5.25
Water - 24oz
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg)
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg
$5.25
CBD Gummies 50mg
$7.00
Popcorn
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order)
$12.00
Souvenirs
Yard Cups
$15.25
Yard Cup Refill
$5.29
Saxaphone with Daiquiri
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill
$26.00
Shirts
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup
$20.00
Festival Shot
$2.00
Micheladas
Michelada
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada
$18.00
Pinalada
$11.00
Tropical Chelada
$13.00
Preparado
$40.00
Food
1fish 6 Shrimp
$12.00
2 Fish 6Shrimp
$16.00
3 Tacos
$5.00
5 Pc Wings
$5.50
Wednesday Wing
$0.50
Waffle Special
$10.00
Crawfish Pies
Crawfish mixed with vegetables baked in a crust "pot-pie" style.
$9.99
Vodoo Eggrolls
$9.00
Vanilla Cake
$4.00
Thursday Special
$19.99
Skinny Luther
$12.00+
The Slutty Burger
$12.00
Extras
$1.00+
The Macks
$10.00+
Steak Special
$15.00
Spicy Boiled Shrimp
$6.00
Southwest Egg Roll
$9.00
Soul Food Eggroll
$6.00
Soul Food Egg Rolls
$5.00
Soul Food Burrito
$10.00+
Snow Crab/Sausage/Potato/Corn
$20.00
Snow Crab
$18.99+
Small Pasta
$7.00+
Slutty Brownie
$9.00+
Side Salad
$4.00+
Side Chick
$10.00+
Shrimp Platter
$17.00
1 Fish 6 Shrimp w/ Fries/ Salad and French Bread
$17.00
Shrimp
$0.00
Sausage Biscuit
$6.00+
Sausage
$2.00
Ribeye
$25.00
Red Beans Small
$5.00
Red Bean Plate
$10.00
Po Boys
$14.00+
Platters
$15.00+
SnowCrab Platter
$0.00+
Philly Eggroll
$9.00
Stuffed Pancakes
$13.00
One Night Stand
$14.00+
Omelet
$12.00+
Mozzarella Cheese Sticks
$5.00
Menage a Tois
$11.00+
Mega BigAssChelada
$18.00
Mashed Potatoes
$4.00+
Breakfast burrito
$20.00+
Mac and Cheese
$4.00+
Lip Smacker
$7.00+
Large Pasta
$13.00+
Jumbo Shrimp
$9.99+
Impossible Burger
$12.00+
Impossible Burger
$12.00
Greens
$4.00+
Garlic Sausage
$4.00
Salads
$0.00+
Fries
$2.50
Fried Ribs
$4.00
Fried Ribs
$9.00+
Fried Ribs
$9.00
Fried Pickles
$3.00
Fried Pickles
$6.00
Fried Chicken Kabob
$10.00
Fried Chicken
$13.00
Feature Friday
$5.29
Friday Special
$0.00+
Freaky Fries
$0.00+
fish basket
$9.99
2 Fish 6 Shrimp w/ Fries/ Salad and French Bread
$12.00+
Eggrolls
$9.00+
Double Trouble
$11.00+
Deer Sausage
$4.00
Crawfish Empanadas
$5.00
Crawfish
$9.99+
Crablegs
$18.00
Crab/Shrimp/Sausage/Corn/Potato
$30.00
Crab/Shrimp/Potato/Corn
$27.00
Chicken Wings
$10.00
Wings
$2.02+
Chicken Kabobs
$4.00
Chicken Breast
$0.00
Chicken and Waffles
$6.00
Chicken & Waffles
$15.00
Catfish Platter
$13.00
Catfish
$0.00
Shrimp Pasta
$18.00+
Burger And Fries (Thursday Special)
$5.00
Buffalo Fries
$4.00
Buffalo Fries
$4.00
Fried Pickles
$8.00
Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls
$5.00
Fries
$10.00
Breakfast Taco
$5.00+
Breakfast Burrito
$5.00+
Boudain Balls
$9.00+
Boiled Shrimp
$10.00
Blackened Salmon w/Dirty Rice & Salad
$18.00
Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
$5.00
Biscuits & Gravy
$8.00
Big Ass Breakfast
$15.00
BBQ Shrimp
$12.00
Bacon Biscuit
$6.00
Add mint
$1.00
5 Pc Wings
$4.00
Menage A Trois
Southwest/Veggie Eggrolls
$0.00
Fried Pickles
$0.00
Wings
$0.00
Boudain Balls
$0.00
Fried Okra
$0.00
Mozzarella Sticks
$0.00
Lemonade
Lemonade - 12oz
$2.75
Lemonade - 32oz
$4.75
Lemonade - 64oz
$6.50
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