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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
2:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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20 Oz Cup
20 Oz Cup
$10.00+
Extra Cup
$0.70
Hookah
Hookah
$20.00+
Large Hookah
$35.00+
LED Hookah
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor
$2.00+
add liquor
$7.00
hookah Refill
$15.00+
Soda
pussy energy
$3.00
Coke
$2.50
Fanta Orange
$2.50
Fanta Pineapple
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry
$2.50
Powerade
$3.00
Sprite
$2.50
Vitamin Water
$3.00
Water
$2.50
Sprite Can
$1.50
Coke Can
$1.50
CBD
CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg
$45.00
12oz Coffee
$5.00
CBD Shot
$5.25
Water - 24oz
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg)
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg
$5.25
CBD Gummies 50mg
$7.00
Popcorn
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order)
$12.00
Souvenirs
Yard Cups
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill
$6.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill
$26.00
Shirts
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup
$20.00
Festival Shot
$2.00
Penis Straw
$2.25
Pussy Straw
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup
$20.00+
Black Dick Cup
$35.00
Dick Pop Chocolate
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw
$2.25
Micheladas
Michelada
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada
$18.00
Pinalada
$11.00
Tropical Chelada
$13.00
Preparado
$40.00
Lemonade
Lemonade - 16oz
$3.00
Lemonade - 32oz
$4.75
Lemonade - 64oz
$6.50
Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour
$2.00
Grape
$2.00
Grape Sour
$2.00
Green Apple
$2.00
Green Apple Sour
$2.00
Piña Colada
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour
$2.00
Sweet
$2.00
Sweet Sour
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour
$2.00
Watermelon
$2.00
Watermelon Sour
$2.00
Xtra Hot
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour
$2.00
20 Oz
Extra Cup
$0.00
Starters
Fried Ox Tails 3 W/Fries
$15.62
Fried Ribs With Fries
$12.72
15 Pc Wings W/Fries
$19.00+
12 Pc Wings W/Fries
$15.00+
6 Pc Wings W/ Fries
$11.00+
Stuffed Boudain Balls
$11.50
Fries
$13.00
Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls
$12.00
Brisket Mac
$13.00
Bacon And Chicken
$10.00
Seafood Mac
$13.00
Taco Fries
$12.00
Swamp Fries
$14.50
Menage A Trois
$11.00
Wings
6 Pc Wings W/ Fries
$11.00+
12 Pc Wings W/Fries
$15.00+
15 Pc Wings W/Fries
$19.00+
Poboys
Fish Poboy W/Fries
$14.00+
Shrimp Poboy W/ Fries
$14.00+
Crawfish Poboy W/Fries
$16.00+
Pasta
Cajun Pasta
$16.00
Seafood Platters
Shrimp Platter 6 Pc W/Fries
$12.50
Additional Fish\protein
$2.50
Kool Cup
Orange
$4.00+
Grape
$4.00+
Lunch\Dinner
4 Whole Wings W/fries Garlic Bread
$13.00
Flame Broiled Cheeseburger W/ Seaoned Fries
$12.00+
2 Catfish Fillets W/ Seasoned Fries, And Bread
$13.00
6 Shrimp W/ Seasoned Fries, Mixed Green Salad And Bread
$12.00
Cajun Pasta W/ Mixed Green Salad And Garlic French Bread
$16.00
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, Corn And 1 Turkey Neck Combo
$14.50
Chicken And Waffles
$14.00
Garden Of Eden
$9.00+
Zaddy Special
$30.00
Catfish Platter
$13.00
Chicken & Waffles
$15.00
Chicken Wings
$10.00
Chicken Burger
$12.00
Beef Burger
$12.00
Impossible Burger
$12.00+
Lamb Chops W/dirty Rice
$30.00
Soul Food Burrito (Sunday)
$14.00
Steak Special
$15.99
Burger Add Ons
$2.00
Chicken (GOE)
$10.00
Shrimp(GOE)
$12.00
Salmon(GOE)
$14.00
Cajun Large Rice
$15.99
Cajun Medium Rice
$8.99
Cajun Rice (Add On )
$4.99
Smoke Out
BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac
$10.00
BBQ Brisket Fries
$10.00
Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato
$13.00
3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos
$10.00
Boil Seafood
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, Corn And 1 Turkey Neck Combo
$14.50
Zaddy Special
$30.00
Turkey Neck Corn Potato
$10.00
Corn
$1.00
Potatoes(3)
$2.50
Egg
$1.50
Sausage (1)
$2.00
Specials
Wednesday 60cents
$0.60
.85Wings
$0.85
10 Seafood Boil Special
$10.00
Bufflo Eggrolls
$2.00
Blackend Catfish W/Rice
$13.50
1.50 Catfish
$1.50
Fish Sandwich
$8.00
Wings
$0.85
Stuffed Boudain Ball Special
$7.00
Bbs
$1.00
Oxtails Special
$21.00
Deserts
Peach Cobbler
$5.50
Soups\Gumbo
Chicken And Sausage
$5.00
Seafood
$8.00
Meats
$10.00
Doordash Check In For Food And Drinks
12oz
$0.00
16 Oz
$0.00
24oz
$0.00
32oz
$0.00
64 Oz
$0.00
128 Oz
$0.00
Catering
Catering Half Pans
$0.00+
Catering Full Pans
Full Pans
$0.00+
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