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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
2:00 PM - 9:00 PM
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20 Oz Cup
20 Oz Cup
$10.00+
Extra Cup
$0.70
Foreplay Appetizers & Starters
3 Buffalo Chicken Eggrolls 4 W/Ranch
$5.00+
Fried Pickles
$10.00
Hookah
Hookah
$20.00+
Large Hookah
$25.00+
LED Hookah
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor
$2.00+
add liquor
$7.00
hookah Refill
$10.00+
Soda
pussy energy
$3.00
Coke
$2.50
Fanta Orange
$2.50
Fanta Pineapple
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry
$2.50
Powerade
$3.00
Sprite
$2.50
Vitamin Water
$3.00
Water
$2.50
CBD
CBD Coffee Bag - 12 oz bag - 500 mg
$65.00
CBD Coffee - Single Pot - 100mg
$45.00
12oz Coffee
$5.00
CBD Shot
$5.25
Water - 24oz
$8.00
CBD Daiquiri 20mg
$5.00
CBD Candy Cup 50mg
$6.00
CBD Syringes 350mg
$5.50
CBD Syringe 1000mg
$8.00
CBD Syringe 1500mg
$12.00
Blueberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Strawberry Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Pineapple Terpene Syringe 100mg
$6.00
Terpenes 300mg (Sell by 150mg)
$0.00+
CBD Gummies 25mg
$5.25
CBD Gummies 50mg
$7.00
Popcorn
$10.00
Beignets 30mg (Made to Order)
$12.00
Souvenirs
Yard Cups
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill
$5.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill
$26.00
Shirts
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup
$20.00
Festival Shot
$2.00
Penis Straw
$2.25
Pussy Straw
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup
$20.00+
20 Dixk Cup
$35.00
Dixk Pop Chocolate
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw
$2.25
Micheladas
Michelada
$9.00
Mega BigAssChelada
$18.00
Pinalada
$11.00
Tropical Chelada
$13.00
Preparado
$40.00
Lemonade
Lemonade - 16oz
$3.00
Lemonade - 32oz
$4.75
Lemonade - 64oz
$6.50
Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour
$2.00
Grape
$2.00
Grape Sour
$2.00
Green Apple
$2.00
Green Apple Sour
$2.00
Piña Colada
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour
$2.00
Sweet
$2.00
Sweet Sour
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour
$2.00
Watermelon
$2.00
Watermelon Sour
$2.00
Xtra Hot
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour
$2.00
20 Oz
Extra Cup
$0.00
Soul Food Burrito
Chicken
$15.00
Fish
$15.00
Ox Tail
$20.00
Burgers
Turkey Burger
$13.00
Beef
$16.00
Turkey Burger
$5.00
Beef Burger
$5.00
Fried Plates
Fried Ribs 4 W/Fries
$15.00
Fried Ox Tails 3 W/Fries
$22.00
Fried Ribs
$5.00
Ox Tails
$5.00
Wings
6 Pc Wings W/ Fries
$7.50+
12 Pc Wings W/Fries
$28.00+
15 Pc Wings W/Fries
$35.00+
5 Wings
$5.00+
Poboys
Fish Poboy W/Fries
$14.00+
Shrimp Poboy W/ Fries
$14.00+
Crawfish Poboy W/Fries
$16.00+
Fish Poboy
$5.00
Shrimp Poboy
$5.00
Crawfish Poboy
$5.00
Pasta
Cajun Pasta
$15.00
Platters
Fish Platter 1 Pc Shrimp 6pc W/ Fries
$13.00
Shrimp Platter 6 Pc W/Fries
$15.00
Fish Basket
$5.00
Shrimp Basket
$5.00
Additional Fish
$1.50
All White
Lamb Chops W/dirty Rice
$30.00
Grill Chicken W/Dirty Rice
$20.00
Pasta
$20.00
Kool Cup
Orange
$1.25+
Grape
$1.25+
Fries
BBQ Brisket Fries
$9.00+
Swamp Fries
$12.00+
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