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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
2:00 PM - 7:30 PM
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COGNAC
Courvoisier
$10.00
Remy V - Clear
$10.00
Remy VSOP
$11.00
Hennessy Black
$12.00
Hennessy Privilege
$14.00
Twenty Grand
$8.32
Hennyrita (HH)
$7.00
Hennyrita
$14.00
Ciroc VS
$8.00
Hennessy
$12.00
Dusse
$12.00
Remy 1738
$11.00
Nyak
$7.00
GIN
Bombay Sapphire
$9.00
Taaka Gin
$6.00
Tangueray
$9.00
Hendricks
$10.00
Rum
Bacardi Light
$6.24
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
Myer's Rum Dark
$8.00
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
$5.00
Tropic Isle Palm Rum
$5.00
Malibu
$9.00
James Harbor Silver
$7.28
Bacardi Gold
$10.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Pretty Kitty
$8.32
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Bacardi Trio
$20.80
Bacardi Silver
$10.00
SCOTCH
JW Black
$9.00
Glenlivit
$14.00
Glenfiddich 12
$14.00
Macallan 12
$14.00
TEQUILA
Don Julio
$11.00
Jose Cuervo
$9.00
1800 Silver
$10.00
1800 Coconut
$9.00
1800 Reposado
$10.00
Patron
$10.00
Rancho Alegre Silver Tequila
$6.24
Hennyrita
$14.00
Hennyrita (HH)
$7.00
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
1800 Trio
$20.80
Cuervo Silver
$7.00
Tequila Sunrise
$9.00
Clase Azul
$40.00
VODKA
Ciroc Apple
$9.00
Ciroc Coconut
$9.00
Ciroc Peach
$9.00
Ciroc Pineapple
$9.00
Taaka Vodka
$6.00
Three Olives
$7.28
Grey Goose
$9.00
Skyy
$6.24+
New Amsterdam
$6.24+
CIroc
$9.00
Twenty Grand
$8.32
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Pussy Bomb
$8.32
Panty Dropper
$10.40
Ciroc Punch
$20.80
Effen Vodka
$9.00
Ciroc Vanilla
$8.32
Sky Wild Strawberry
$6.24
Hypnitizer Shot
$2.08
Titos
$10.00
Ciroc Berry
$9.00
CIroc Pineapple
$9.00
CIroc Coconut
$9.00
Ketel One
$10.00
Belvedere
$9.00
WHISKEY
Seagram's 7
$7.00+
Wild Turkey 101
$8.00
Makers Mark
$11.00
Crown Royal
$9.00
Crown Royal Apple
$9.00
Jack Daniels Black
$10.00
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$14.00
Cream Pie
$8.32
Crown Trio
$20.80
Gentleman Jack
$11.00
Crown Honey
$9.00
Crown Royal Mesquite
$9.00
Crown Royal Vanilla
$9.00
Jameson
$9.00+
Woodford Reserve
$11.00
Specialty Shots
Pussy Bomb
$8.32
Cream Pie
$8.32
Pretty Kitty
$8.32
Hookah
Hookah
$20.00+
Large Hookah
$35.00+
LED Hookah
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor
$2.00+
add liquor
$7.00
hookah Refill
$15.00+
Tea'ze Mix
$15.00
Hookah- January Special
$15.00
Candy Tips
$5.00
Mixed Drinks
Long Island
$10.00
Margarita
$10.00+
Screwdriver
$8.00
Hurricane
$8.84
Cape Cod
$8.00
Apple Martini
$10.40
Sex on the Beach
$10.00
Incredible Hulk (Hennessy & Hpnotiq)
$12.00
Lemon Drop
$10.00
French Connection
$11.00
Hennyrita
$14.00
Hennyrita (HH)
$7.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$14.00
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Cajun Lover
$10.00
Pantie Popper
$12.00
Moscow Mule
$9.00
Soda
pussy energy
$3.00
Coke
$2.50
Fanta Orange
$2.00
Fanta Pineapple
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry
$2.50
Powerade
$3.00
Vitamin Water
$3.00
Water
$2.50
Sprite
$2.50
Sprite Can
$1.50
Coke Can
$1.50
EVENT
Bottle Service Special - 1.75 Liter
$156.00
Bottle Service - 1 Liter
$150.00
Souvenirs
Yard Cups
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill
$6.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill
$26.00
Shirts
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup
$20.00
Festival Shot
$2.00
Penis Straw
$2.25
Pussy Straw
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup
$20.00+
Black Dick Cup
$35.00
Dick Pop Chocolate
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw
$2.25
24 Oz Yard Cup
$21.00
24 Oz Yard Cup Refill
$10.50
Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour
$2.00
Grape
$2.00
Grape Sour
$2.00
Green Apple
$2.00
Green Apple Sour
$2.00
Piña Colada
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour
$2.00
Sweet
$2.00
Sweet Sour
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour
$2.00
Watermelon
$2.00
Watermelon Sour
$2.00
Xtra Hot
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour
$2.00
Foreplay
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, and Corn
$14.69
Fries
$15.00
Taco Fries
$12.00
Wings-N-Fries (3)
$9.00+
Catfish Me Please
$15.00
Stuffed Jambalaya Balls
$15.00
3 Buffalo Spring Rolls
$15.00
Menage A Trois
$15.00
Tea'ze Burger
$15.00
3 Shrimp
$4.00
Honey Fries
$5.00
Fried Ribs W/Fries (4)
$12.00
Fried Ribs W/Fries (8)
$18.00
Mini Chopped Cheese and Fries
$8.00
Wings-N-Fries (6)
$12.00+
Wings-N-Fries (12)
$18.00+
5 Wings-N-Fries
$12.00+
1 Fish 6 Shrimp w/ Fries/ Salad and French Bread
$15.00
Smoke Out
BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac
$10.00
BBQ Brisket Fries
$10.00
Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato
$13.00
3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos
$10.00
Specials
Wednesday 60cents
$0.60
.85Wings
$0.85
10 Seafood Boil Special
$10.00
Bufflo Eggrolls
$2.00
Blackend Catfish W/Rice
$13.50
1.50 Catfish
$1.50
Fish Sandwich
$8.00
Wings
$7.00+
Stuffed Boudain Ball Special
$7.00
Bbs
$1.00
Oxtails Special
$21.00
Doordash Check In For Food And Drinks
12oz
$0.00
16 Oz
$0.00
24oz
$0.00
32oz
$0.00
64 Oz
$0.00
128 Oz
$0.00
Catering
Catering Half Pans
$0.00+
Teazerita
Teazerita With Prosecco
$21.00
Teazerita With Moet
$30.00
Teazerita With Wine Cooler
$17.00
Beer
$18.00
Between The Sheets (Sandwiches)
Rodeo Chopped Cheese
$13.00
O.G. Chopped Cheese
$13.00
Pork Chop Sandwich
$9.00
The Side Chick
$13.00
Chicken Bacon Ranch
$13.00
Rodeo Chopped Chick
$13.00
The Climax (Happy Hour)
Mini Chopped Cheese and Fries
$8.00
Beef Burger and Seasoned Fries
$10.00
3 Buffalo Spring Rolls
$15.00
Fries
$15.00
Spicy Boiled Shrimp
$10.00
4 Pc Fried Fish Nuggets
$7.00
4 Pc Wings
$7.00
Sides
Fried Pickles
$5.00
Onion Rings
$5.00+
Mashed Potatoes
$5.00+
Southern Style Mac and Cheese
$5.00
Collard Greens
$5.00
Honey Fries
$5.00
Toppers 1oz
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Blanco (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Repo (House)
$7.00
Whiskey- Dickel (House)
$7.00
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
House Liquor
El Jimador- Repo (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Blanco (House)
$7.00
Whiskey- Dickel (House)
$7.00
Vodka- Highway (House)
$7.00
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
$5 U call it's
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Blanco (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Repo (House)
$7.00
Vodka- Highway (House)
$7.00
Whiskey- Dickel (House)
$7.00
Cocktails specialty Drinks
Pillow Talk
$15.00
Thumb in her Butt
$15.00
Collide
$15.00
69
$15.00
Toxic
$15.00
Kiss It Better
$15.00
Climax
$15.00
Georgia Peach
$15.00
Slow Motion
$15.00
Green Tea
$10.00
Hennessy Side Car
$15.00
House Side Car
$8.00
Daiquiri Toppers
Captain Morgan (rum)
$3.50
Tequila (Repo)
$3.50
Tequila (blanco)
$3.50
Nyak- Cognac
$3.50
Vodka
$3.50
Whiskey
$3.50
CIroc
$9.00
CIroc Coconut
$9.00
CIroc Pineapple
$9.00
1800 Coconut
$9.00
1800 Reposado
$10.00
1800 Silver
$10.00
Absolut
$7.28+
Bacardi Gold
$10.00
Bacardi Light
$6.24
Ciroc
$8.32
Ciroc Berry
$9.00
Ciroc Apple
$9.00
Ciroc Coconut
$9.00
Ciroc Peach
$9.00
Ciroc Pineapple
$9.00
Ciroc Punch
$20.80
Ciroc Vanilla
$8.32
Ciroc VS
$8.00
Ciroc Watermelon
$9.00
Clase Azul
$40.00
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
Courvoisier
$10.00
Crown
$9.00
Crown Royal Apple
$9.00
Crown Royal Vanilla
$9.00
Don Julio
$11.00
Fireball
$3.50
Grey Goose
$9.00
Hennessy
$12.00
Hennessy Black
$12.00
Hpnotiq
$7.28
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