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1975 TEXAS PKWY STE.A
MISSOURI CITY, TX 774893121
(281) 969-8301
Noon - 7:30 PM
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12oz - TG
12oz Cup - TG
$0.00+
Monica Riley
$10.00
16oz - TG
16oz Cup - TG
$0.00+
Margarita Monday
$11.00
24oz - TG
24oz Cup - TG
$0.00+
24 oz Souvenir Cup - TG
24 oz Souvenir Cup - TG
$21.00
24 oz Souvenir Refill - TG
$0.00+
32oz - TG
32oz Cup - TG
$0.00+
64 OZ JUG - HALF GALLON
64 Oz - Half Gallon
$27.50+
128 OZ JUG - GALLON
128 Oz - Gallon
$43.83+
COGNAC
Courvoisier
$10.00
Remy V - Clear
$10.00
Remy VSOP
$11.00
Hennessy Black
$12.00
Hennessy Privilege
$14.00
Twenty Grand
$8.32
Hennyrita (HH)
$7.00
Hennyrita
$14.00
Ciroc VS
$8.00
Hennessy
$12.00
Dusse
$12.00
Remy 1738
$14.00
Nyak
$7.00
GIN
Bombay Sapphire
$9.00
Taaka Gin
$6.00
Tangueray
$9.00
Hendricks
$10.00
Rum
Bacardi Light
$6.24
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
Myer's Rum Dark
$8.00
Parrot Bay Coconut Rum
$5.00
Tropic Isle Palm Rum
$5.00
Malibu
$9.00
James Harbor Silver
$7.28
Bacardi Gold
$10.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Pretty Kitty
$8.32
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Bacardi Trio
$20.80
Bacardi Silver
$10.00
SCOTCH
JW Black
$9.00
Glenlivit
$14.00
Glenfiddich 12
$14.00
Macallan 12
$14.00
TEQUILA
Don Julio
$11.00
Jose Cuervo
$9.00
1800 Silver
$10.00
1800 Coconut
$9.00
1800 Reposado
$10.00
Patron
$10.00
Rancho Alegre Silver Tequila
$6.24
Hennyrita
$14.00
Hennyrita (HH)
$7.00
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
1800 Trio
$20.80
Cuervo Silver
$7.00
Tequila Sunrise
$9.00
Clase Azul
$40.00
Herradura Blanco
$10.00
Herradura Repasado
$12.00
VODKA
Ciroc Apple
$9.00
Ciroc Coconut
$9.00
Ciroc Peach
$9.00
Ciroc Pineapple
$9.00
Taaka Vodka
$6.00
Three Olives
$7.28
Grey Goose
$9.00
Skyy
$6.24+
New Amsterdam
$6.24+
Ciroc -
$9.00
Twenty Grand
$8.32
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Pussy Bomb
$8.32
Panty Dropper
$10.40
Ciroc Punch
$20.80
Effen Vodka
$9.00
Ciroc Vanilla
$8.32
Sky Wild Strawberry
$6.24
Hypnitizer Shot
$2.08
Titos
$10.00
Ciroc Berry
$9.00
CIroc Pineapple
$9.00
CIroc Coconut
$9.00
Ketel One
$10.00
Belvedere
$9.00
SHOTS
Blueberry Jello Shots
$2.00
Mango Jello Shots
$2.00
Pineapple Jelloshots
$2.00
Sour Apple Jello Shots
$2.00
Strawberry Jello Shots
$2.00
Watermelon Jello Shots
$2.00
Bucket of Jello Shots
$15.00
Jello Syringe
$5.00
Rum Shot
$2.00
Tequila Shot
$2.00
Vodka Shot
$2.00
Shot Shot Sunday
$2.00
Triple Shot Tueday
$3.00
Gummy Drops
$1.50
Cherry Bombs
$1.50
pineapple bombs
$1.25
Clear Dick Shot
$8.00
Chocolate Dick Shot
$8.00
Fuchsia Dick Shot
$8.00
Pink Dick Shot
$8.00
Purple Dick Shot
$8.00
99 Brand
$3.50
Parrot Bay
$3.50
Fireball
$3.50
WHISKEY
Seagram's 7
$7.00+
Wild Turkey 101
$8.00
Makers Mark
$11.00
Crown Royal
$9.00
Crown Royal Apple
$9.00
Jack Daniels Black
$10.00
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$14.00
Cream Pie
$8.32
Crown Trio
$20.80
Gentleman Jack
$11.00
Crown Honey
$9.00
Crown Royal Mesquite
$9.00
Crown Royal Vanilla
$9.00
Jameson
$9.00+
Woodford Reserve
$11.00
BEER
Bud Light
$3.00
Budweiser
$3.00
Coors Light
$3.00
Corona
$4.00
Dos Equis
$4.00
Heineken
$4.00
Michelob Ultra
$3.00
Miller Light
$3.00
Modelo
$5.00
Red Stripes
$4.00
Shiner
$5.00
Teazerita With Moet
$30.00
Teazerita With Prosecco
$21.00
Teazerita With Wine Cooler
$17.00
Cabernet Sauvignon
$7.00
Chardonnay
$7.00
Merlot
$7.00
Moscato
$4.98
Riunite
$7.00
Wine Cooler
$5.00
Specialty Shots
Pussy Bomb
$8.32
Cream Pie
$8.32
Pretty Kitty
$8.32
Hookah
Small Hookah
$20.00+
Large Hookah
$35.00+
LED Hookah
$30.00+
Mixed Hookah Flavor
$2.00+
Add Liquor
$7.00
Hookah Refill
$15.00+
Tea'ze Mix
$15.00
Hookah- January Special
$15.00
Candy Tips
$5.00
Mixed Drinks
Long Island
$10.00
Margarita
$10.00+
Screwdriver
$8.00
Hurricane
$8.84
Cape Cod
$8.00
Apple Martini
$10.40
Sex on the Beach
$10.00
Incredible Hulk (Hennessy & Hpnotiq)
$12.00
Lemon Drop
$10.00
French Connection
$11.00
Hennyrita
$14.00
Hennyrita (HH)
$7.00
Pussy Punch
$8.32
Pussy Punch (HH)
$5.20
Incredible Hulk (HH)
$14.00
Panty Dropper
$10.40
The Super Teazer-Margarita
$15.60
Cajun Lover
$10.00
Pantie Popper
$12.00
Moscow Mule
$9.00
Soda
pussy energy
$3.00
Coke
$2.50
Fanta Orange
$2.00
Fanta Pineapple
$2.50
Fanta Strawberry
$2.50
Minute Maid Blue Raspberry
$2.50
Powerade
$3.00
Vitamin Water
$3.00
Water
$2.50
Sprite
$2.50
Sprite Can
$1.50
Coke Can
$1.50
EVENT
Bottle Service Special - 1.75 Liter
$156.00
Bottle Service - 1 Liter
$150.00
Souvenirs
Yard Cups
$15.25+
Yard Cup Refill
$6.29+
Saxaphone with Daiquiri
$52.00
Saxaphone Refill
$26.00
Shirts
$10.00
Festival Yard Cup
$20.00
Festival Shot
$2.00
Penis Straw
$2.25
Pussy Straw
$2.25
Red Dixk Cup
$20.00+
Black Dick Cup
$35.00
Dick Pop Chocolate
$15.00
Glow In The Dark Dick Straw
$2.25
24 Oz Yard Cup
$21.00
24 Oz Yard Cup Refill
$10.50
Flavor Pickles
Blue Raspberry
$2.00
Blue Raspberry Sour
$2.00
Grape
$2.00
Grape Sour
$2.00
Green Apple
$2.00
Green Apple Sour
$2.00
Piña Colada
$2.00
Piña Colada Sour
$2.00
Sweet
$2.00
Sweet Sour
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy
$2.00
Sweet And Spicy Sour
$2.00
Watermelon
$2.00
Watermelon Sour
$2.00
Xtra Hot
$2.00
Xtra Hot Sour
$2.00
Foreplay
1/2 Pound Boiled Ez Peel Shrimp With 2 Potatoes, and Corn
$14.69
Brisket Fries
$15.00
Taco Fries
$12.00
Wings-N-Fries (3)
$9.00+
Catfish Me Please
$15.00
Stuffed Jambalaya Balls
$15.00
3 Buffalo Spring Rolls
$15.00
Menage A Trois
$15.00
Tea'ze Burger
$15.00
3 Shrimp
$4.00
Honey Fries
$5.00
Fried Ribs W/Fries (4)
$12.00
Fried Ribs W/Fries (8)
$18.00
Mini Chopped Cheese and Fries
$8.00
Wings-N-Fries (6)
$12.00+
Wings-N-Fries (12)
$18.00+
5 Wings-N-Fries
$12.00+
Shrimp & Grits
$15.00
Smoke Out
BBQ Brisket Big Daddy Mac
$10.00
BBQ Brisket Fries
$18.00+
Fully Loaded BBQ baked Potato
$13.00
3 Smoked BBQ Brisket Tacos
$10.00
Specials
Wednesday 60cents
$0.60
.85Wings
$0.85
10 Seafood Boil Special
$10.00
Bufflo Eggrolls
$2.00
Blackend Catfish W/Rice
$13.50
1.50 Catfish
$1.50
Fish Sandwich
$8.00
Wings
$7.00+
Stuffed Boudain Ball Special
$7.00
Bbs
$1.00
Oxtails Special
$21.00
Doordash Check In For Food And Drinks
12oz
$0.00
16 Oz
$0.00
24oz
$14.00+
32oz
$0.00
64 Oz
$0.00
128 Oz
$0.00
Catering
Catering Half Pans
$0.00+
Teazerita
Teazerita With Prosecco
$21.00
Teazerita With Moet
$30.00
Teazerita With Wine Cooler
$17.00
Beer
$18.00
Moet
$21.50
Between The Sheets (Sandwiches)
Rodeo Chopped Cheese
$13.00
O.G. Chopped Cheese
$13.00
Pork Chop Sandwich
$10.69
The Side Chick
$13.00
Chicken Bacon Ranch
$13.00
Rodeo Chopped Chick
$13.00
The Climax (Happy Hour)
Mini Chopped Cheese and Fries
$8.00
Beef Burger and Seasoned Fries
$10.00
3 Buffalo Spring Rolls
$15.00
Brisket Fries
$15.00
Spicy Boiled Shrimp
$10.00
4 Pc Fried Fish Nuggets
$7.00
4 Pc Wings
$7.00
Sides
Green Apple Pickles
$3.00
Onion Rings
$5.00+
Mashed Potatoes
$5.00+
Southern Style Mac and Cheese
$5.00
Collard Greens
$5.00
Honey Fries
$5.00
Toppers 1oz
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Blanco (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Repo (House)
$7.00
Whiskey- Dickel (House)
$7.00
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
House Liquor
El Jimador- Repo (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Blanco (House)
$7.00
Whiskey- Dickel (House)
$7.00
Vodka- Highway (House)
$7.00
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
$5 U call it's
Captain Morgan (House)
$7.00
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Blanco (House)
$7.00
El Jimador- Repo (House)
$7.00
Vodka- Highway (House)
$7.00
Whiskey- Dickel (House)
$7.00
Cocktails specialty Drinks
Pillow Talk
$15.00
Thumb in her Butt
$15.00
Collide
$15.00
69
$15.00
Toxic
$15.00
Kiss It Better
$15.00
Climax
$15.00
Georgia Peach
$15.00
Slow Motion
$10.00
Green Tea
$10.00
Hennessy Side Car
$15.00
House Side Car
$8.00
Daiquiri Toppers
Captain Morgan (rum)
$3.50
Tequila (Repo)
$3.50
Tequila (blanco)
$3.50
Nyak- Cognac
$3.50
Vodka
$3.50
Whiskey
$3.50
CIroc Coconut
$9.00
CIroc Pineapple
$9.00
1800 Coconut
$9.00
1800 Reposado
$10.00
1800 Silver
$10.00
Absolut
$7.28+
Bacardi Gold
$10.00
Bacardi Light
$6.24
Ciroc
$8.32+
Ciroc Berry
$9.00
Ciroc Apple
$9.00
Ciroc Coconut
$9.00
Ciroc Peach
$9.00
Ciroc Pineapple
$9.00
Ciroc Punch
$20.80
Ciroc Vanilla
$8.32
Ciroc VS
$8.00
Ciroc Watermelon
$9.00
Clase Azul
$40.00
Cognac- Nyak (House)
$7.00
Courvoisier
$10.00
Crown
$9.00
Crown Royal Apple
$9.00
Crown Royal Vanilla
$9.00
Don Julio
$11.00
Fireball
$3.50
Grey Goose
$9.00
Hennessy
$12.00
Hennessy Black
$12.00
Hpnotiq
$7.28
64oz (Half Gallon) - TG
64oz (Half Gallon) - TG
$0.00+
128oz (Gallon) - TG
128oz (Gallon) - TG
$0.00+
Shots and Extras - TG
Tea'ze Jello Shots - TG
$0.00+
Flavored Pickles - TG
$0.00+
Voschka - TG
$2.50
Beverages - TG
Apple Juice - TG
$2.25
Coca Cola - TG
$2.25
Cranberry Juice - TG
$2.25
Ginger Beer - TG
$2.25
Orange Juice - TG
$2.25
Pineapple Juice - TG
$2.25
Sprite - TG
$2.25
Red Bull - TG
$3.25
Sweetened Tea - TG
$3.25
Topto Chico - TG
$3.25
Unsweetened Tea - TG
$3.25
Water - TG
$2.25
Beer - TG
Blue Moon - TG
$5.25
Bud Light - TG
$4.25
Budweiser - TG
$4.25
Coors Light - TG
$4.25
Corona 7oz - TG
$3.25
Corona 12oz - TG
$5.25
Dos XX - TG
$5.25
Heineken - TG
$5.25
Michelob Ultra - TG
$5.25
Modelo Especial - TG
$5.25
Shiner Bock - TG
$5.25
TRULY Seltzers - TG
$4.25
Domestic Buckets - TG
$17.75
Import Buckets - TG
$23.00
Wells - TG
Taaka Vodka - TG
$0.00+
Taaka Gin - TG
$0.00+
Ron Rio White - TG
$0.00+
Ron Rio Gold - TG
$0.00+
Juarez Blanco - TG
$0.00+
Juarez Repo - TG
$0.00+
Kentucky Gentleman - TG
$0.00+
Liqueur - TG
Baileys - TG
$0.00+
Chambord - TG
$0.00+
Disaronno - TG
$0.00+
Grand Marnier - TG
$0.00+
Hpnotiq - TG
$0.00+
Rumchata - TG
$0.00+
Gin - TG
Bombay Sapphire - TG
$0.00+
Hendrick's Gin - TG
$0.00+
Tanqueray - TG
$0.00+
Vodka - TG
Ciroc - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Amaretto - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Apple - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Coconut - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Limonata - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Peach - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Pinapple - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Red Berry - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Summer Citrus - TG
$0.00+
Ciroc: Summer Watermelon - TG
$0.00+
Grey Goose - TG
$0.00+
Ketel One - TG
$0.00+
Tito's - TG
$0.00+
Rum - TG - TG
Bacardi: Gold - TG
$0.00+
Bacardi: Superior - TG
$0.00+
Captain Morgan - TG
$0.00+
Captain Morgan: Dark Rum - TG
$0.00+
Captain Morgan: Spiced Rum - TG
$0.00+
Cruzan: Banana Rum - TG
$0.00+
Cruzan: Mango Rum - TG
$0.00+
Jameson - TG
$0.00+
Malibu - TG
$0.00+
Tequila - TG
Casamigos: Blanco - TG
$0.00+
Casamigos: Reposado - TG
$0.00+
Casamigos: Anejo - TG
$0.00+
Clase Azul Reposado - TG
$0.00+
Don Julio: Blanco - TG
$0.00+
Don Julio: Reposado - TG
$0.00+
Don Julio: Anejo - TG
$0.00+
Don Julio: 1942 - TG
$0.00+
Don Julio: Primavera - TG
$0.00+
Teremana: Blanco - TG
$0.00+
Teremana: Respado - TG
$0.00+
Bourbon - TG
Knob Creek: Smoked Maple - TG
$0.00+
Jack Daniels - TG
$0.00+
Jack Daniels: Apple - TG
$0.00+
Jack Daniels: Honey - TG
$0.00+
Makers Mark - TG
$0.00+
Woodford Reserve - TG
$0.00+
Cognac & Brandy - TG
Courvoisier - TG
$0.00+
D'usse V.S.O.P - TG
$0.00+
Hennessy - TG
$0.00+
Remy Martin: V.S.O.P - TG
$0.00+
Remy Martin: 1738 - TG
$0.00+
Scotch & Whiskey - TG
Chivas Regal 12 - TG
$0.00+
Crown Royale - TG
$0.00+
Crown Royale: Apple - TG
$0.00+
Crown Royale: Blackberry - TG
$0.00+
Crown Royale: Peach - TG
$0.00+
Corwn Royale: Salted Caramel - TG
$0.00+
Crown Royale: Vanilla - TG
$0.00+
Glenlivet 12 - TG
$0.00+
Johnnie Walker: Black Label - TG
$0.00+
Cocktails - TG
Tiffaney Blue Tini - TG
$16.75
Apple Jolley Rancher Martini - TG
$16.75
Watermelon Martini - TG
$16.75
Pornstar (Passionfruit) Martini - TG
$16.75
Peach Martini - TG
$16.75
Blueberry Lemon Drop Martini - TG
$16.75
White and Chocolate Martini - TG
$16.75
Peach Hennesy Sidecar - TG
$18.75
Hennessy Margarita - TG
$17.75
Hennessy Bramble - TG
$18.75
French Connection - TG
$18.75
French Connection (Shot) - TG
$14.75
Hennessy Berry Mojito - TG
$17.75
Between The Sheets - TG
$17.75
Berry 2.0 Cocktail - TG
$17.75
Hennessy Alexander - TG
$17.75
French 75 - TG
$17.75
Hennessy Colada - TG
$17.75
The Incredible Hennessy - TG
$17.75
Crown Amaretto Sour - TG
$14.75
Peach Sour - TG
$14.75
Deluxe Pineapple Mule - TG
$14.75
Spicy Vanilla Lemonade - TG
$14.75
Crown Royale Mimosa - TG
$14.75
Strawberry Mint Iced Tea - TG
$14.75
Classic Old Fashion - TG
$16.75
Smoked Maple Old Fashion - TG
$17.75
Blackberry Sage Old Fashion - TG
$18.75
Peach Thyme Old Fashion - TG
$18.75
Shots - TG
French Connection (Shot) - TG
$14.75
Chocolate Cake - TG
$7.50
Mexican Candy - TG
$7.50
White Gummy Bear - TG
$7.50
Star Fucker - TG
$7.50
Panty Dropper - TG
$7.50
Blue Balls - TG
$7.50
Teaze Mocktails - TG
Margarita Punch - TG
$5.25
Grilled Lemon Limeade - TG
$5.25
French 75 Mocktail - TG
$5.25
Blue Lagoon Mocktail - TG
$5.25
Mojito Cocktail - TG
$5.25
Sweet Spicy Watermelon Paloma - TG
$5.25
Sparkling Punch - TG
$5.25
Combos - TG
2 Gallons + 50 Jello Shots + 6 Shot Glasses - TG
$182.00
1 Gal Daquari 50 Jello Shots 10 Jolley Ranchers Shot Glasses - TG
$140.50
1/2 Gallon + 25 Jello Shots + 3 Shot Glasses - TG
$88.50
Bachelorette Party - TG
2 Gal Daiquiri 50 Jello Shot 50 Penis Shot - TG
$442.00
1 Gal Daiquiri 25 Jello Shot 25 Penis Shot - TG
$182.00
1 Gallon Daiquiri 20 Jello Shot 10 Syringes - TG
$239.25
1/2 Gallon Daiquiri, 10 Jello Shots and 5 Syringes - TG
$78.00
Karaoke
Fish Sandwich And Fries
$12.00
Wings (6) And Fries
$12.00
Fries Only
$5.00
Fish And Fries
$15.00
Shrimp W Fries
$12.69
Shrimp And Fish
$17.00
Burger W Fries
$13.50
Cheeseburger
$12.50
Bacon Add On
$1.25
Festival Menu
Just Fries
$5.00
Brisket Fries
$18.00
3 Whole Wings With Fries
$20.00
Egg Rolls Chicken 2
$15.00
Egg Rolls Salmon 2
$15.00
Egg Rolls Voodoo 2
$15.00
Daiquiri 16oz
$10.00
Souvenir Cup 24 Oz
$25.00
Souvenir Cup 24oz Refill
$15.00
Jello Shot (1)
$3.00
Jello Shot(s) 3
$10.00
Tea'ze Kool-aid On Ice 16 Oz
$6.00
Weekend Menu
Baked Potatoe BBQ Brisket
$12.99
Baked Potatoe Grill Chicken
$12.99
Baked Potatoe Grill Shrimp
$12.99
Boil Bags 4 Turkey Necks - Plus Corn, Sausage And Potatoes
$11.99
Baked Potatoe Loaded
$10.99
Add 6 Shrimp
$5.99
Fish (2) Pieces With Fries
$15.00
Fish (1) With Shrimp (6)
$17.00
Fish Po Boy With Fries
$12.99
Add Cheese
$1.25
Wings (6) With Fries
$11.99
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